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Absurd Prompts

Push the boundaries of traditional wedding memories with these delightfully absurd wedding guestbook prompts for guests who love to think outside the box.

If aliens abducted us right now, what ransom note should we send?

What medieval weapon best matches our romantic vibe?

Predict which of us will accidentally start a cult first.

Draw a poorly rendered dinosaur attending our wedding.

What cursed object should we hide in our attic for future generations?

Write a brief conspiracy theory explaining why we decided to get married.

If our love was a flavor of potato chip, what terrifying taste would it have?

What absurd safe word should we establish for DIY house projects?

Which historical tyrant would most approve of our seating chart?

Prophesy our doom in the most dramatic, Shakespearean way possible.

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