For the deadpan lovers and sarcastic crowds, these dry humor wedding guestbook prompts deliver straight-faced wit and hilarious reality checks.
State your legal objections to this union in writing here.
What is the over/under for how many years until the first mid-life crisis purchase?
Give them your absolute lowest expectations for their future happiness.
Which of them do you predict will ghost the other first during an argument?
What is the most depressing piece of advice you can offer about long-term commitment?
Acknowledge the open bar as the only reason you bothered to attend this ceremony.
What is your professional diagnosis of why they decided to get legally bonded?
How long until they completely stop pretending to listen to each other's stories?
Write a condolence message disguised as a congratulatory wedding note.
Draw a bleak Venn diagram of their shared interests.
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