Let's be honest, someone is going to forget to water the botanicals. Use these funny wedding guestbook prompts to place your bets on the culprit.
Which wedding guest is statistically most likely to accidentally murder all of our houseplants?
Write a funny eulogy for the succulent that doesn't stand a chance while we are away.
Who in the bridal party has a documented history of plant homicide?
What is the most creative way you have ever accidentally killed a living plant?
Guess the exact date and time our poor aloe vera plant will finally give up and die.
Leave a comforting final message for the flora that will soon perish under our watch.
Which relative should be banned from even looking at our indoor botanical collection?
Rank the guests from best plant parent to certified botanical serial killer.
What fake plant should we buy immediately after our friends murder our real ones?
Draft a humorous warning label to attach to our most fragile and expensive fern.
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