Prompts For Who Will Accumulate The Most Throw Pillows

Which of us will turn our living room into a fortress of decorative throw pillows?

How many decorative pillows will it take before one of us officially stages an intervention?

Which partner will secretly resent having to remove thirty pillows just to sit on the sofa?

What is the over/under on the number of seasonal throw pillows we will own by our fifth anniversary?

Who is most likely to buy a velvet lumbar pillow in a shade of green that matches literally nothing else?

If our bed becomes 80 percent decorative pillows and 20 percent sleeping space, who is to blame?

Which of us will advocate for knife-edge velvet pillows versus chunky knit bolsters?

Who will start hiding unwanted throw pillows in the guest bedroom closet when the other isn't looking?

What ridiculous phrase embroidered on a throw pillow will end up on our master bed first?

Predict the exact room in our house where the throw pillow pile will finally spill over onto the floor.