Give your wedding a dose of sharp wit and irony with these satirical wedding guestbook prompts, designed to capture the funniest and most cynical takes from your favorite people.
Rate the bride and groom's optimism on a scale of 1 to 10.
How long until we are all sitting through round two of these vows?
What corporate synergy buzzword best describes this marriage?
Who will be the first to complain about doing the dishes? Details, please.
Draft a dramatic headline for the inevitable tabloid expose on this wedding.
What hidden prenup clause are you most excited to see tested?
Write a pretentious art-critic review of today's ceremony aesthetic.
Predict the exact year, month, and minute of their first trivial domestic dispute.
Which reality TV show is this reception trying desperately to emulate?
Leave a fake Yelp review for today's open bar and catering experience.
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