For couples who prefer a sense of humor that is a little twisted, traditional wedding questions just won't cut it. Use these dark comedy wedding guestbook prompts to get your guests sharing delightfully cynical advice and morbidly funny marriage predictions.
What is the over/under on how many years before one of us accidentally poisons the other?
Which of us do you secretly suspect is a serial killer, and how should I prepare?
If one of us mysteriously disappears on our honeymoon, who should be the prime suspect?
What tragic true-crime podcast title best describes our current relationship trajectory?
Write a dramatic obituary for our single lives that we can frame and hang in the hallway.
What is the absolute darkest secret we should keep from each other to ensure a long marriage?
Rate our chances of surviving a zombie apocalypse together on a scale from 'immediately eaten' to 'cold-blooded cannibals'.
What is the most cursed anniversary gift we could possibly exchange 10 years from now?
If our marriage was a sinking ship, who would steal the last life raft first?
Write a 5-word horror story about our future joint bank account.
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