Ditch the traditional well-wishes and embrace the weird with our collection of bizarre wedding guestbook prompts designed to shock and delight.
If we were forced to join a medieval cult tomorrow, what would our official group title be?
Draw a creature that accurately represents how our souls look when fused together in an alien laboratory.
Which household appliance do you secretly believe is plotting against us, and why?
Write a cryptid conspiracy theory about where the leftover wedding cake actually goes.
If our marriage was an experimental art film, what would be the most disturbing scene?
Predict the exact, highly improbable reason we will eventually end up on the nightly news.
Assign us a curse from ancient folklore that you think would actually improve our daily routine.
What is the weirdest object you would trust us to smuggle across an intergalactic border?
If we had to replace our wedding rings with bizarre household items, what should they be?
Draft a warning label that should be permanently stamped on our foreheads for guests to see.
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